How many of you have noticed it ? Its a bloody epidemic. I see guys wearing beards all the time. Some famous dude once said:
If a man sports a beard, he either has something to hide, or hes too poor to buy a razor. Yeah you guessed right, my words.
Due to this sudden increase in bearded men, Iv taken it upon myself to point out what these guys are hiding.
1. Hey Im a wannabe Frenchman
Due to this sudden increase in bearded men, Iv taken it upon myself to point out what these guys are hiding.
1. Hey Im a wannabe Frenchman
2. My trimmer malfunctioned
3. I Know I Look Like that Guy Who Did That Thing With Those Planes That Time, But Honestly I Have Nothing To Do With Him. Mother Promise. (IKILLTGWDTTWTPTTBHIHNTDWHMP for short)
4. I dig goats. Baah
5. Im that guy from X-men, Tony Stark.
Seriously man, Drop the beards. And show the world what you truly look like. A handsome man, or a hairy woman.
Whichever.
P.S. Moustaches too are not cool. Unless your Chuck Norris, anythings cool on him.
Whichever.
P.S. Moustaches too are not cool. Unless your Chuck Norris, anythings cool on him.
you're weird.
ReplyDeletefacial hair (on MEN) can be sexy. you're just jealous you cant seem to grow some.
As Bhagya would say: Heehee!
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