Im not a racist. I do discriminate^. But not by race.
I discriminate between- The stupid, The very stupid and The awesome.
You wanna know which category^ you fall under ?
Let us take the following lines-
I am awesome, you are stupid ( Why can you not be 'very stupid' you ask ? stupid and very stupid are basically degrees of comparison. In both cases, you are stupid. So me classifying^ you into 'just plain stupid' is justified^)
Now if you read the above lines and thought to yourselves-
1.Me not stupitt. Zero is bad. Zero stupitt.
Believe me, you are Very stupid.
2.I'm not stupid. Or am I ?
You are stupid. Dont argue. Its futile^.
3.I am awesome too.
Yeah you must be. Or atleast on the verge^ of being awesome.
Now you know where you stand, or sit.
The symbol ^ in the above post denotes those are real words. Look it up doofus.
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