My Little Ditty

There once was a man named Null.
Hard to fathom, a manhood so small,
As you can guess, he was quite rather dull,
In bed, both in and out.

There once was a man named Null.
Dreams did he have, of might and glory,
when in reality, he was quite rather poorly,
lacking either wits or smarts.

There once was a man named Null.
And as hard as he wished, to amount to a Hero,
and forgive me this, cliched as it is,
he would never be more than a Zero.

P.S.-Limit my freedom of speech again and I'll do worse.